Originally, we here at tobythepin.com envisioned a personality test that would ask you a series of questions and then magically match you up with the color Toby that best fit your personality. Then we realized that we simply don’t have the computer skills to make that work on a website. So, we went to a local soothsayer for advice and were told that we should do a horoscope because that pretending to discern someone’s future while sighting some aspect that is completely random is an easy market to get in to. We gave the soothsayer $10 and wondered what exactly that was supposed to mean. So, Toby has peered into your future and spelled out your horoscope.

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