The city of Newport RI used to be the summer retreat for America’s robber barons. Families such as the Vanderbilt’s built huge palaces filled with marble, gold and platinum. Toby thinks the vast amount of opulence is a little subdued. I mean, where are the Princess Leias in bronze bikinis chained to the walls or silver plates of Soilent Green?  As far as disgusting displays of wealth, Toby thinks Newport, RI is a little ghetto.

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