JANUARY 1st - FEBRUARY 18th

You are very skeptical of the claims of others. For example, you think its anatomically impossible for Red Bull to give you wings. At the very least, you doubt that any wings provided by Red Bull would actually allow you to fly. Despite your skepticism, you buy several lottery tickets in the hope of winning it real big so when they hold the press conference you can show up dressed like the Monopoly Man. Also, you trust the spellcheck feature on your word processing application even though it tells you that “spellcheck” is not a word. You are interested in history but only recent history- like stuff that has happened in the last four hours.

Your lucky numbers are: 4, 67, 1256, and Star Trek

Bring Toby into fashion in your area by visiting the Toby store. It sure beats trying to bring back muttonchops.