POST YOUR OWN TOBY ADVENTURES

Now that you’ve spent some time trolling around the Toby The Pin site looking for insights and new ways to cheat at Tamagochi, you probably wish you had your own Toby to take around the world as your permanent traveling companion. Well, you can’t. There is only one Toby and we’re not giving him up. Plus, he’s got GPS so if you try to steal him we will send an army of Matadors after you. They’ll distract you with their flashy red capes bedazzled with the best in plastic jewelry. The next thing you know, you’ll have several spears stuck in you and people will start looking at you like you’re a cheeseburger. So, it’s best to avoid that whole mess.

Instead, why don’t you head over to the Toby Store and start taking pictures of yourself traveling the world wearing your well designed Toby Gear. Send your coolest and bestest pictures to us and we will post your pictures up here. Ok, so we won’t post all your pictures. I mean, nobody wants to see pictures of you giving your grandma that sponge bath that one time that was wicked uncomfortable for the both of you but she was getting a little stinky and the nurse refused to come to the house anymore after she threw that cat at the nurse. Also, don’t send us run-on sentences with poor grammar. We got enough of those here already.

Also, we don’t want pictures of your cheap imitation Toby you made in Shop Class. I mean, you got a C- on the thing. And you carved your initials into it. And you misspelled your initials. Here’s a hint, there are no apostrophes in initials. Just follow our instructions by buying some Toby stuff and sending us your best pictures of your Toby-related adventures. (Please attach your picture to an email - JPEG format preferred.)