AUGUST 10th - OCTOBER 27th

You often listen to some sort of radio broadcast during your daily commute to work. You enjoy sandwiches and spending time with your friends. You own at least one television set and probably some sort of telephonic device. You are uncertain whether or not aliens exist but the only time you think about it is when you watch Leonard Nimoy. You go to the bathroom more than once a week and always remember to flush the toilet. Your teeth are inside your mouth which makes chewing less disgusting as it would otherwise be.  In other words, you are completely normal in every way except that you are the reincarnated soul of a unicorn burning with a bloodlust for revenge against the residents of Flint, Michigan. You have no idea why.

Your lucky numbers are armed to the teeth and looking for blood.

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