KEEP UP ON TOBY NEWS

For an inanimate object, Toby is an active person. He is always on the move to explore new places. Or, if the travel budget is a little light he’ll just take out the camera and start taking pictures of himself. As you can guess, he is a pretty high-maintenance, attention starved bowling pin. Luckily for you, the positive result of all this is that there are many additions and upgrades to this site.

Sign up here to become a part of the Toby fan base. Periodically, we will send you updates on Toby’s activities and other notable bowling pin oriented occurrences. By periodically, we mean whenever we are bored and need something to fill up our time. Luckily, having an attention starved bowling pin around ensures that were are rarely bored.

That wasn’t enough to hook you into signing up? Fine. We’ll up the ante.

Want to know when Toby is coming to your town? We’ll update you on Toby’s planned whereabouts so you can plan a giant party in his honor. Make sure the party has ponies and lectures on canning peaches. We don’t know why but Toby really likes that. Also, make sure the party is catered. Sure, Toby doesn’t eat but the people who made this site do. We like pizza and mac & cheese.