BLACK LIKE TOBY

You were born at the conception of the universe. Or maybe some time before that. The whole experience is a bit of a blur. As such, you get to see the original personality quiz we couldn’t quite make work.

Toby Personality Quiz

Answer the following questions to determine what color Toby you are. You will have to keep track of your own scores since we here at tobythepin.com lack the fancy programming skills to put together a page to keep track of it for you.

1)What do you believe the planet Mercury is made of?

a)Old thermometers that have been slowly replaced by new digital models.

b)The holes in people’s grey matter

c)A series of unicorns of increasingly lesser magical properties

d)Bush men

2)Which son of Czar Alexander II, considered by many to be the last great Czar of Russia, do you think is hotter?

a)Niks

b)Sasha

c)Justin Timberlake

3)Which career opportunity is more appealing to you?

a)Nurse

b)Billy Mays Here

c)Spanish American War Reenactor

d)Mexican American War Reenactor

e)Screw-in tooth screwer

f)Faucet

g)Cod War Reenactor

h)Justin Timberlake

4)If you notice your neighbor’s house is on fire, what steps would you take?

a)Call 911, check to see if you neighbors made it out safely and start spraying down the house with your garden hose.

b)Call your friends, bar your neighbor’s door so they can’t escape and start spraying down the house with lighter fluid while occasionally throwing charcoal brickets through on open window

c)Yell, “Dave’s not here!” and go back to bed

d)Inform your neighbors that the Cod Wars was a series of fishing disputes between England and Iceland dating from the 1950s-1970’s in which ships would ram each other in the North Atlantic

5)You have just realized that the answers to the previous four questions are listed in letters and thus there is no way to keep your score to discover what color Toby you are. Do you:

a)Punch your computers screen in frustration and set fire to your neighbor’s house

b)Realize that this personality quiz was first invented by Leonardo DiVinci and hire Tom Hanks with a bad haircut to discover a deeply hidden code in the answers?

c)Try to add the letters together because you are a subtard

d)Buy large amounts of Toby Gear

e)Decide at the very last moment to make up a horoscope sort of thing and hope people don’t notice the difference?